A Requiem for Everyone Else (But Not Really)

So, on March 12th, Bob Davidson tries to kneecap Team Japan. Japan then trips on itself to fall to the Koreans. Blind Bob is at it again, overturning a Mexican home run. But fate would not have it so, thanks to a mediocre showing by Team USA and a lot of Mexican heart.
Zoom ahead to March 20th, and the trophy is decidedly handed to Japan after a short tournament.
Matsuzaka Daisuke dominated for 4 innings, closely followed by a Watanabe Shunsuke who’s subjected to 342 errors, of which he comitted 163.4 of.
Meanwhile, a lineup powered by a Ichiro-Matsunaka-Tamura MOTO, supported by a clutch Fukudome Kosuke, put together all the singles needed to get anywhere. And team speed doesn’t hurt either.
Team Japan subjected its opponents to a full assault, 1 through 9. They’ll jack that home run off your favorite Korean submariner, or make it so your manager is disappointed in you after twoinfield singles and a walk.
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